On the twelfth day of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve lovely kisses in the morning to wake me up,
Eleven "Ahhhhhs" on the phone, (we had a fight)
Ten hours of freedom (8 am to 6pm - she starts work today),
Nine lit candles with bubble bath, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qg1c3rPEo
Eight shots of whiskey,
Seven flickering sparklers,
Six gears on a ring, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2N6fsPjjg
Five hundred kilometers drive to KL,
Four propellers on the Parrot AR.Drone, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MumBALlQ6dw
Three Yogi Bear movie tickets,
Two cheeky boys,
And a dodgy Christmas Card.

Till next Christmas!